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Top Quotes of Imee Marcos (Classic ito!)

Filed under: Opinions — GSM0d at 9:16 pm on Friday, February 24, 2012

Bilang producer ng Pinta*Kasi, na maipapalabas sa SM Baguio, SM Davao, and SM Batangas sa February 29, nagpasya akong gawin siya subject sa aking blog entry.

Hindi ko ikukuwento ang kanyang talambuhay, don’t worry…Pero inilista ko ang mga naaalala kong quotes ng politician na magpapakita ng kanyang humor.

Basahin niyo ang mga nasa ibaba:
1. Public Servant Quote

Imee: “You know why he lost? Because he and his family are eye-poor.”

Giselle: “Imee, what’s eye-poor?”

Imee: “Eye-poor, Mata-pobre, hello!”

2. Her best friend Bessie Badilla, former model and actress, who is now the Carnival Queen in Sao Paolo, Brazil brought some Brazilians to Manila. They went to a party but Bessie was late so Imee was left baby-sitting Bessie’s Brazilians. When the press asked the Ilocos Norte governor about the handsome Brazilians beside her, she answered, “I didn’t have time to buy gladiator shoes, so I brought them as my accessories.” Ito ang best quote ever para sa akin

3. Some friends were making a comment about the acting of Kris Aquino. I told them to stop because she was a fellow actress and, in fairness, she was nice to me when we were in high school. Imee followed suit and said, “Giselle is right, everyone in this table should stop talking about Kris Aquino, she’s my P.R.”

4. Imee was so mad at at a former president for endorsing her rival in the gubernatorial campaign after promising her that he was going to endorse her. “I texted him a five-page angst text, then I erased it because I realized I texted it all in English!” Pero friends na raw sila ngayon.

5. In her party last year, Senator Loren Legarda asked her how old she was. She changed the topic and complimented the senator’s dress. But Loren was persistent.

Loren: “No, really how old are you?”

Imee: “I’m 100 years old! Now, let me bring you to your table.”

6. Quote about her mom Imelda Romualdez Marcos while shopping in Divisoria 168:

“Yes it’s true. My mom goes to 168. Her happiness is to give things away to everyone she sees. If she doesn’t shop it in 168 and in some expensive store, mamumulubi kami!”

7. Quote about her dad President Ferdinand Marcos.

Giselle: “Imee, it’s pretty windy. The wind is knocking down the entire set and backdrop. You want to call a lunch break first before we resume.”

Imee: “No, it’s my father. Sorry, Dad, we didn’t ask permission that we’re going to shoot in your house. You can stop now ‘coz you’re creeping them out.”

And the wind stopped. (That was the time, we got creeped out.)

8. “What do you wear when you’re a governor? This is a fashion nightmare! Now I have to give all my sexy clothes to you and buy new ones!”

9. “I made my son Matthew commute in MRT everyday from the house to his work in Makati so he would know the value of money and hard labor. Then my mom finds out and gives him her Benz. Purrrrrrfect!”

Hayden Kho was not in drugs because…

Filed under: Opinions — admin at 5:00 pm on Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Hindi naka-drugs si Hayden nang humarap siya sa Senado dahil ganito ang tabas ng dila ng taong naka-drugs:

HAHAHA! KAKATAWA, DI BA?

Trust the Filipinos to create humor in any matter whether it’s a matter of national disaster or public defamation for a certain number of individuals.

Seriously, I am outraged with the violence Hayden did to these women. But I am also a woman with so much humor in my system and I can’t help but share with you the jokes that came out of this scandal.

Right now, the song “Careless Whisper” is back on the billboard charts and being played in comedy bars and even elite bars everywhere with people chuckling on the side.

The comedy grew worse when Hayden’s mom went on national television to defend her son. Maybe because of her anguish, she started answering Karen Davila’s question with her eyes closed. But it really looked funny since half of the time, HER EYES WERE CLOSED! Nakakatawa!

And correct me if I’m wrong, was it a wig she was wearing? Because it really looked like a wig…If indeed it was a wig, and with her full make -up, her statement, “Hindi ako showbiz, Karen…” is so questionable.

Then she suddenly opens her eyes and waves a big crucifix at Lolit Solis as if she were in a witch’s inquisition back in the 1300’s. Sobrang funny! Naloka ako habang nanunuod.

News primetime airtime is very expensive, like a thirty-second commercial would cost more than a hundred thousand pesos. So Karen asked Mrs. Kho to be very specific with her answers. Then Mrs. Kho opens her bible and reads several passages in the Bible. What’s up with that!

I was comically inspired with her character I wanted to do a vlog (a video blog) impersonating Mrs. Kho. Kaso naunahan na ako ni Pokwang sa TV show niyang Banana Split. Pero kung super mag-request kayong mga PEPsters dito sa blog ko, at di pa ako manganganak (I’m due anytime now—37th week), I will gladly record a vlog for you guys even if Pokwang did one already. I found Pokwang’s impersonation funny but nothing beats the real thing so presenting the new video of the year—Mrs. Irene Kho!

RUMORS FROM THE GRAPEVINE

I heard it through the grapevine that Maricar Reyes, a doctor (general practitioner), commercial model, and television actress, and is “allegedly” included in the sex videos of Hayden, is said to have locked herself in her room for weeks crying.

Please do not quote me or trust me in these rumors, that is why they are defined as “hearsay.” From the hearsays, the parents are supposedly asking for prayers because they cannot “supposedly” leave Maricar alone in the room because she already made several attempts totake her life. If it is indeed Maricar on the sex videos and if indeed the rumors are true about her wanting to take her life, look how much anguish and trauma Hayden caused on these women who trusted and loved him.

I read in one of Maricar’s old interviews that she admitted dating Hayden Kho “back in med school.” This means that if indeed a video was recorded, it was recorded a long time ago and Maricar does not need this “publicity” for her present budding career.

Another rumor I picked up from the Brazilian grapevine is the “motive” why Hayden’s ex-friends have proliferated Hayden’s secret videos. I may believe Eric Chua’s statement to Pep.ph (click to read article) because he had no motive. But a friend of Eric’s supposedly did it because Hayden allegedly hooked up with his Brazilian girlfriend (not the girl in Hayden’s sex video) and as sweet revenge proliferated the videos in the internet and film pirates. If this rumor is indeed true, “Hell has no wrath for a best friend’s fury.”

Kayo, ano pang chismis meron kayo na hindi namin alam dito sa Hayden scandal? I’m sure may na-pick up kayo diyan sa tabi-tabi?